Definitions by AFatCrip

Stealth Gucci

Definition: The state of being entirely broke, skint, or out of money, while maintaining a facade of comfort, style, or normalcy. A playful inversion of the "stealth wealth" (quiet luxury) trend, representing "quiet poverty"—looking fine on the outside while your bank account is at zero.

"I can't go out for dinner tonight, I'm absolutely Stealth Gucci until payday."

Stealth Gucci by AFatCrip August 22, 2026