Definitions by A.P.R.I.L. S.U.E.

schmaghag 

a fat advisor who teaches the freshmen student sucess class; she generally likes to put her nose into other people's business and makes obnoxious comments towards her students when she doesn't even know their names.

That schmaghag likes sodomize her students with a broom.

schmaghag by A.P.R.I.L. S.U.E. December 10, 2006