Definitions by A. Hick

bulldog

Tradename used by notorious gay male prostitute and Republican op-ed writer James Dale Guckert on several of his escorting websites. Guckert, a beefy 40 something fond of posting online pictures of himself urinating, falsely advertised himself as an ex-Marine and marketed his services primarily to older closeted military officers and political types.

Bulldog. $200/hr and a "total top." Discretion assured.

bulldog by A. Hick July 24, 2006

monkey dick 

Colorful term for a Vienna sausage, probably military slang. Compare to foreskins on toast.

Let's open a can of monkey dicks. I'm in the mood for pig in a blanket.

monkey dick by A. Hick July 23, 2006