A single married woman's definitions

Single Married Woman

A woman who is married, but her husband is never home having his own hobbies etc. They meet late night in their bedroom and maybe have sex if he is lucky. She is free to hang with her own friends and do her own hobbies. Basically, married but living single.

Someone asks: are you married? No, I'm a single married woman.

by A single married woman July 4, 2017

polewhop

Of Polish and Italian decent.

Example: PoleWhop: “awe look at our little pole whop learning how to crawl”

by A single married woman January 23, 2024