Definitions by A pear of apples

Chico 

A V-Neck loving, irrefutably strange sociopath. Can't resist the urge to stick his dick in everything that moves, and stick everything that moves inside of his anus. He's never clean shaven and is proud to claim Chris Hansen as his counterpart. If you ever see a Chico in a dark alley, ask him a question. If he answers quickly, talk to him and you might make it out alive. If he pauses before answering, RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!

I've seen a Chico before, and I'd rather head butt a belt sander than see him again.

Chico by A pear of apples October 7, 2017