Thirsty

To want ass/dick so bad that one would go to the extreme to get said ass/dick. Usually the non contagious disease of thirst is found in females but it can also be found in men. Thirsty men are known to masturbate A LOT. Though this disease is not contagious, do not and I say DO NOT interact with thirsty bitches/manwhores.

Ben: I would run through the Sahara Desert, get stung by 14,562 bees simutaniously, fight off Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, and Shaq all at the same time, drive a bike with one wheel through Compton naked without any clothes nor means of protection, lick a sweaty ass donkey's pussy out, fuck a 74 year old woman who has herpes, and get my penis pierced in 17 different places just to have a 1 in 32,466,244,354,845 chance of breathing in a single air molecule that has touched your beautiful lips that I would love to lick so hard right now.

Girl: Dang bitch, thirsty…or naaaaww?

by A mothafuckkin starfish May 17, 2014