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Flugazzi 

A smoke screen fart during the 2020 election that significantly increased global methane levels from vegans

The data and polls were a flugazzi

Flugazzi by A guy who has seen this November 3, 2020

Walkenlost 

When your thoughts no longer possessed or retained by others. You think you know where you are whether it be a conversation, event, etc. but others cannot process

Tony: The flames are dancing, it's so hot. I can feel the heat. From here. Hey what do you do when you run out of gas, for your car? Sometimes we should think about that for this

Johnny: The fuck is that guy talking about?

Tony's friend: he's trying to say the fire needs more wood. Sorry people get walkenlost in his words

Walkenlost by A guy who has seen this January 20, 2015