Definitions by A bored old man

*fp 

verb- Facepalm: the act of slamming or covering your face with the palm of your hand as an expression of disappointment or to identify someone's obliviousness or limited mental capacity to understand a simple joke.

You're a fucking idiot so i fp.

He missed the joke so i fp'd.

Fuck this guy, *fps.

*fp by A bored old man March 27, 2015