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eHag

Variant of eGirl. An older woman who should know better desperately trying to present as a teenager or young adult. Bonus points for chokers, heavily filtered thirst traps, and often an obsession with children's entertainment media or culture wars.

Often this method of presentation comes after a personal crisis of some type (divorce, spiritual crisis, unemployment, lack of children) in which the lady realises how much of her life she has wasted, and tries to recover her glory years by role-playing as a teenager while grifting for donations.
Melonie Mac can't apply enough makeup to hide what an eHag she is.
by A Standing Raccoon April 7, 2025
mugGet the eHagmug.

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