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The base location for New York's Jewish population Which apparently is something to be desired by other towns who all seek to be encompassed within the 10583 zip code. Little do these towns know, that being a part of Scarsdale has symptoms that consist of the following:
1. Way too much money, resulting in random TVs appearing in school hallways.
2. A terrible high school football team.
3. JAPS
4. Many Hummers driven by tooth pick thin Scarsdale moms who pay no attention to the fact that they are taking up two lanes.
5. Other acts of equal unintelligence in direct proportion to the sizes of Heathcote houses.
1. Way too much money, resulting in random TVs appearing in school hallways.
2. A terrible high school football team.
3. JAPS
4. Many Hummers driven by tooth pick thin Scarsdale moms who pay no attention to the fact that they are taking up two lanes.
5. Other acts of equal unintelligence in direct proportion to the sizes of Heathcote houses.
EVERY MORNING SOMEONE PARKS A HUMMER IN FRONT OF SCARSDALE HIGH SCHOOL.
"Thats typical Scarsdale, a hummer taking up two parking spots"
"Thats typical Scarsdale, a hummer taking up two parking spots"
by A Sarcastic Storm January 29, 2009
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