Monophyte

Monophyte, hailed as a king by those who don't know
The real Jon, the one who doesn't show

By day, he seeks attention
By night, womanly affection

In the end, he is worth nothing you see
All he has left is his measly pea

So farewell you prick ~*~*
AC'ers, you no longer have to suck dick
(not that there is one...)

Monophyte: I will lend SuAP to people who write poems about how cool I am!!!

AC'ers proceed to suck up.

Unsurprisingly, Monophyte ends up not lending or lending only to those he considers a friend or a friend of friends.

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by A More Handsome, Nicer Neopian July 22, 2010