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Definitions by A Idiot in a Village

Doug DeMuro 

A very popular car guy who reviews random and strange vehicles on youtube.

A position during a threesome which looks like you are checking the quirks and features of one another.
Guy #1: "Let's do the Doug DeMuro!"
Guy #2: "Not with the quirks and features again!"
Guy #1: "Still better than the Scotty Kilmer's 'rev up your engines' position."
Guy #3: "For more info, go to autotrader.com/oversteer"

Slap my cheeks

A sexual activity that involves you to slap one's cheeks for the "pleasure" but it could also be used for dicipline.

Something you will never be able to do but to your sister.

...or your Daddy
Your Strict Parent: "Timmy, you're in big trouble!"
Timmy: "So you're gonna slap my cheeks again?"

A Small Loan of a Million Dicks 

Something thots would say when they are horny and want to be fucked by many men.
"Some Dude: Do you want to be fucked tonight?"
"Hooker: Yes, and bring me a small loan of a million dicks too!"