A Cricket Named Joe's definitions

Samm

verb

1: Receiving "Details" as a response to a serious statement/question, especially when said details are life-or-death critical

2: Being hungry but not wanting or refusing to eat

3: The act of bruises appearing seemingly from nowhere

Where did that bruise come from?

I dont know, I must have gotten Sammed

That isn't an answer

Details

by A Cricket Named Joe November 22, 2022

Sir Michael Cuthbertson II

Born in Tasmania in 1646, Sir Michael the Second was 20 years old at the time of the London Fires. The general of the First Great Australian Emu War, he led Australian troops to victory until his untimely death by the Emu General D. Holland in 1690, age 44 years old. His legacy was remembered in the Second Great Australian Emu War in 1932.

Did you hear about Sir Michael Cuthbertson II?

Yeah dude, he’s awesome. Shame he was killed.

by A Cricket Named Joe October 6, 2021