NASCAR

The only sport white people excel at.
(also nas-car, but never nas-coon, or black-car.)

White Guy#1: Well the black guys beat us in football, basketball, baseball, hell even golf, lets race around in circles and have sex with our sisters.
White Guy#2: Yeah, at least they won't laugh at our small penises!
Both: Ha-ha-ha! NASCAR!

by A Black guy August 14, 2007