A "Northerner"'s definitions

Foat Meel

How 75% of Fort Mill would pronounce their town. The other 15% consist of "Northerners", 9.99% consist of "Californians", and .1% consist of people from the Midwest and Foreigners.

-Non-Fort Millian: Hey where are you guys from?

-Fort Millian: Foat Meel

-Northerner: Foht Mill

-Californian: Fort Mill (they have no acccents)

-Midwesterner: I reckon Fort Mill

-Foreigner: (insert fort mill in different language here)

-Non-Fort Millian: Wow, im sorry.

by A "Northerner" October 16, 2008