The outermost layer of excrement (poop). A crust can either be relatively firm, as many people typically encounter, or a variant, depending on one's diet.
Hard crusts generally result is added pain, however leave the least residue. They are also very textured.
Soft crusts feel very smooth upon release, however require a time consuming clean-up. Often times they smell profusely and steam.
Hard crusts generally result is added pain, however leave the least residue. They are also very textured.
Soft crusts feel very smooth upon release, however require a time consuming clean-up. Often times they smell profusely and steam.
I'm on my way to a hot date tonight but forgot to take a shit before I left!
Oh God, Bro, let's hope you don't get a soft crust or you're toast!
Oh God, Bro, let's hope you don't get a soft crust or you're toast!
by 96 Vandam December 26, 2010