Definitions by 87 Heavy

Surprise Pigeon

When you steal a person's sandwich and then jizz on their shoulder.

Jeff was being an ass flaunting his fucking sandwich around so I gave that fucker a Surprise Pigeon!

Surprise Pigeon by 87 Heavy September 21, 2018

Hot Gerbil 

When you're smoking a bowl and a hot ember flies down your throat and burns you.

Man, I hit that bowl and got a fucking hot gerbil!

Hot Gerbil by 87 Heavy September 7, 2018