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A defect of the eye in which a person looks appealing and fit from a distance but upon closer view becomes less attractive.
Wow that girl got a fat ass ...wait, no she don't, it looks like a bag of rice puddin' up close. Damn Distancelexia!
by 5entral88 November 16, 2016
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