Evenwood is the biggest shit hole and is full of snakes and slags and is most known for the bowling green were the alcoholics (shannon dale) of the village go drinking and the stoners (james murdoch) smoke green (buts it’s shite.) local resident indie sutton’s house holds the most housys were people only go up for a shag especially millie graham (she loves it buts it’s a shame she doesn’t live local) as you walk around evenwood you might see 10 year olds ramping other kids on their bikes because they think they are solid as fuck, if you come to evenwood you might visit the happy shopper we’re you will be greeted by the mafias of evenwood ( robert and kumar.) there shop never has anything in but you will most likely find everyone there because they will serve 12 year olds, you can also visit the barn were you will find people shagging in the bushes and people smoking buckets underneath the peice of shit they call a barn.
by 3fatkekkys July 05, 2020