3 Time Champion's definitions

dr doug

A spectacular man in every way possible. A Dr Doug usually teaches science as his main profession, but is also an author, artist, and a synchronized swimmer! He throws golden monkey parties once a year and performs the performance of a lifetime with his band.

Student: "Yo Dr Doug teach me how to swim like you!"
Dr Doug: " Okay, and I'll also teach you how many chromosomes each cell has! If you remember, you can attend our Golden Monkey party."

by 3 Time Champion June 9, 2016