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A celebratory shot composed of a distinguished blend of a fellatial-forward whiskey (distilled in mahogany casks) that is misogynistically blended with pappy aged syrup lacking moral restraint. Shake semi-abusively in an iced Cocktail Shaker for no more than 40 winks. Strain and pour into a 1.5 ounce Kratinoffian glass garnished with erotic humiliation and revolutionary triumph. Serve while chilled.
by 100 percent fist bump May 21, 2022
Get the Kratinoff mug.Equal parts vodka, Red Bull, and Chambord. Fake an injury while shaking over ice. Strain, and serve as a shot after adding an arbitrary amount of time. Toast while shouting “Goooal!” Finish as a tie.
by 100 percent fist bump May 28, 2022
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