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Woke

A religion recently developed which entails being "woke." To be woke, a Woke Priest must witness you chug sweet tea, then he/she/they/it will slap your chocolate pudding with the back of a spoon, and place the pudding on your nose, and you will be dubbed as "woke."
Lance got me woke yesterday, at Old Country Buffet. I am so woke!
by 1/8 woke March 12, 2017
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