oatmeal creme pie

A common term used in cottagecore, referring to having intercourse in the morning, as you wake up.

"Hello, Amanda. The flowers are beautiful this morning, aren't they?"
"Yes, they are, Michael. I already felt wonderful this morning, and the roses are making it better."
"Oh? How come you feel so nice, Amanda?"
"My dear husband gave me an oatmeal creme pie. It made my day."
"My, oh my."

by 1/3 of The Men August 11, 2022

speghurty

When you cum inside a girl with a limp dick.

He totally did a speghurty inside me, so it didn't feel as good as I wanted it to...

by 1/3 of The Men April 25, 2021