0m@g's definitions

ILF LLC

ILF LLC Short for Interactive Life Forums, who are the business behind the fleshlight.

Hey cuz, can you buy old mate a fleshlight from ILF LLC. "EASY CUZ!"

by 0m@g September 1, 2023

doing a ritchie

When you don't turn up to work cos your on crack

Person 1: Hey mate, where's ritchie
Person 2 : He's on crack as always, doing a ritchie

by 0m@g May 1, 2023

it's about......... THIS FAR

A smart-ass comment, to piss of head chefs.

CHEF: HOW FAR IS TABLE 11
Trainee: it's about......... THIS FAR

CHEF: GO HOME YOU C*NT

by 0m@g May 24, 2023