0000's definitions

Vermont

state with Ben and Jerry's, trees everywhere, and winding crappy roads

I ate good ice cream in Vermont

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Florida

state filled with rip-off tourist destinations, old geezers, and a fucked-up election

In Florida, old people played bingo

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Predators

shitty hockey team; think they're gonna be good, but won't be for a long time since they have shitty players

The Predators suck.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

ohio

flat as hell and god awful west of Columbus; bad drivers

The guy from Ohio tried to run me off the road.

by 0000 October 16, 2003