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Colorado Rockies

baseball team who made the playoffs in their 3rd year of existence ('95), and haven't made it since; great offence/crappy pitchers

The Rockies scored 12 runs, but lost 15-12, cause their pitchers suck.

Colorado Rockies by 0000 October 16, 2003

Arizona Diamondbacks 

despite being little more than an expansion team, they've all ready won a World Series; have 2 pitchers who used to be bad-ass, but now are old and crappy

Johson and Shiling and the Diamondbacks used to be awesome, but now they're old and crappy.

Arizona Diamondbacks by 0000 October 16, 2003

Minnesota Twins 

were the Washington Senators until 1960; 3 time World Series Champs; small market, but made the playoffs the last 2 years

The Twins play in a crappy divsion, so they made the playoffs.

Minnesota Twins by 0000 October 16, 2003

Anaheim Angels

2002 World Series champions who totally sucked in '03; used to have Nolan Ryan

The Angels have K-Rod.

Anaheim Angels by 0000 October 16, 2003