Nevada

home of deserts, whores, gambling, and corrupt politicians

I payed 5 bucks for a whore in Nevada

by 0000 October 16, 2003

Orlando Magic

basketball team w/ T-Mac; used to have Fat Shaq and went (got mauled) to the NBA Finals in '95; forever a low playoff seed

The Magic are doomed forever to have a low playoff seeding.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

Golden State Warriors

former Philly team who had Wilt and won 3 NBA championships; had some decent teams and won their 4th NBA championship while in Oakland, but haven't been the same since the move in '70; no playoff berths since '94

The Warriors looked good in '03. But they'll suck in '04 since they didn't resign their good players.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

Florida

state filled with rip-off tourist destinations, old geezers, and a fucked-up election

In Florida, old people played bingo

by 0000 October 16, 2003