2 definitions by -B. (The mom of Ris.)

Irisah

The one and only! The first of his/her kind. Probably didn’t have a definition before I decided to put in the work for him/ her bc they’re worth it! Similarly comparable to a beautiful, fart. Can often be found eating art supplies. Runs fast asf boiii through this life with their beautiful, big brown eyes wide shut. Is constantly being accused of drool’n, school’n, and act’n a fool’n. Even if you wanted to, you could never be like them. They don’t even know who the heck they are most/ all days. Needs to DEFINITELY clean their bedroom, and help their mother more!! And lastly, they need to freaking quit their never ending obsession with comparing themselves to every other race besides their own and any and all human beings other than themselves. They need to learn and understand that they are FUCKING perfect!!

“Irisah! Get the fucking hell out of that bathtub !! It’s 4:18 in the morning, you’re fully clothed, you have a half eaten grilled cheese sammie, and whyyyy are there WIGS… just floating around in there with you?!

by -B. (The mom of Ris.) September 23, 2023

Wesley (Winston, Gerome)

Probably paralyzed. Is the product of 2 very weird, polar opposite parents. One is highly inappropriate, and cringe af. Posting pics on the internet wearing panties. Is a black. The other may or may not exhibit racist tendencies. Is a white. The boy in the wheely chair is definitely going to be a biracial. A brown. He l also likes takis, saltine crackers. And is hella mean to any similarly biracial girl humans whose name is likely to be either Iris or Melissa. That girl’s dad is a large, tubby McFat Fuck bastard.

Person 1: “Ooh! Ohh! Do Wesley!”
Person 2: “WAIT! DOES IT SAY PROBABLY PARALYZED?!”

Person 3: “thought to themselves… hold my fucking beer… and typed manifested this nonsense into existence!”

Wesley (Winston, Gerome) On Wesley (Winston, and or gerome.)

by -B. (The mom of Ris.) September 23, 2023