Chuck Norris Action Shorts

1. Men's shorts that fit too tight and are too high, by social standards

2. Athletic shorts from the 70's and 80's.
A guy is trying on some shorts that are to small for him.

Dude: What do you think of these shorts babe?

Chick: They look like Chuck Norris action shorts.
by the david thomas April 01, 2008
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Weenie Genie

A man who likes to have sex with men.
Those two guys making out are weenie genies.
by the david thomas April 06, 2008
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