Definitions by Uncle Dimma

friendteraction 

a friendly verbal interaction with a stranger

it's better to have no human verbal interaction with anyone, friend or foe, than risk having a friendteraction with a total stranger

friendteraction by Uncle Dimma January 3, 2015

travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates 

a) spontaneously doing things and trying to accomplish big projects without having though them through comme du monde

b) going on unplanned, retargerous (to most rational people), harebrained adventures

i don't want my kids travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates; i want them to grow up pragmatic and rational people.

travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates by Uncle Dimma January 3, 2015

ghetto-smart 

a ) (adj): neither school-smart, street-smart, nor trade-smart
b) (being)-noun: the ability to be a carrot in god's potato field in the sense that you only possess knowledge and skills that you learned in, and that are only relevant to, your ghetto neighborhood

If you grew up in certain parts of NDG, Montreal, Canada, you are probably ghetto-smart, as opposed to St Henri, where people are more street-smart and/or trade-smart

ghetto-smart by Uncle Dimma January 1, 2015

dtts 

don't take it too seriously

when i make i comment such as "parents, i don't need you, i'm taking the car and never coming back", it's supposed to be your dtts moment of the day.

dtts by Uncle Dimma December 31, 2014

putting sticks in someone's wheels 

(mettre des bâtons dans les roues in French of France)

preventing someone from achieving their full social/educational potential, or just hindering their plans altogether

if a cheater is failing you on purpose they are probably putting sticks in someone's wheels

putting sticks in someone's wheels by Uncle Dimma December 30, 2014

craigs-book 

a little black book/notebook containing the address/phone of every craigs-hook you have ever had

having a craigs-book doesn't prevent you from getting married. i even know a life-long bachelor who would keep a craigs-book as a trophy.

craigs-book by Uncle Dimma December 30, 2014

where-when 

a phrase meaning wherever and whenever one has the time to do something

where-when you have time or feel like it, please give me a call.

where-when by Uncle Dimma December 30, 2014