TOY

(Thinking Of You)
Term used for couples who are cheating and need to use abbreviations to communicate.

Engineer Dave – Hey Stunnin did you get that text?
Puma – Ya what does TOY mean?
Engineer Dave – Thinking Of You
Puma – Awww!!!!! That’s so sweet….

by SpornStar November 19, 2007

Self-Tanner

Someone who is totally into themselves, so much they don’t care about ANYTHING else. This person strives for attention and will stop short of nothing to achieve it.

Teacher: Hey lady your kid isn’t doing his homework and will probably fail, but don’t I look good today?

Mrs. Puma: Damn Biatch you could have informed sooner! Ya Fuckin Self-Tanner!!!!!

by SpornStar February 11, 2008

brainout

Someone with no brains (nothing upstairs).

That bitch is brainout! Good thing shes got that body 'cause her head is empty.

by SpornStar November 13, 2007