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Definitions by Skeeter and Mr. Serrano

An extremely fat, lazy butt pirate who can't get it up and plays Wii all day. He can't, nor will he ever,gey any, not even a fat chick!
Fat chick: Why can't you satisfy me? Forrest :I'd rather go play my Wii, i'm not attracted to women, and i'm impotent

rusty cockpit 

a womans vagina that is filled with scabbs and crusty blood
forrests mom has a rusty cockpit