An extremely fat, lazy butt pirate who can't get it up and plays Wii all day. He can't, nor will he ever,gey any, not even a fat chick!
Fat chick: Why can't you satisfy me? Forrest :I'd rather go play my Wii, i'm not attracted to women, and i'm impotent
by Skeeter and Mr. Serrano December 29, 2008
forrests mom has a rusty cockpit
by Skeeter and Mr. Serrano December 29, 2008