tear jugs

Breasts so perfect they make you cry.

Man, she's got Tear Jugs!

by Seabiscuit December 05, 2015

shit lint

The crumbled specks of toilet paper that fall down after wiping your ass.

Damn it! Who left all the shit lint on the floor again!

Nasty shit lint residue on the seat, wtf.

by Seabiscuit December 05, 2017

cia goggles

the girls on Culinary institute campus are so limited and so ugly that it's like Drunk goggles, you need to look though these, and drunk goggles to find a good looking girl.

"dude, she's hot as hell,"
"no she's not"
"sorry i've been on campus all day let me take off my CIA goggles...
Damn she is ugly as hell"

by seabiscuit March 28, 2006