Mr.Tank's definitions
This is the greatest complement a woman can be called when she is above and beyond number 10 on the hot scale. The woman must be dressed most sexiest outfit, bedazzled in all of her bling and sexy as fuuuuuuck.
by Mr.Tank January 31, 2021
Get the DaFoxxmug. Monkey puffing is when you are smoking an illicit substance (usually meth) with the use of a glass bubble pipe and instead of sucking the smoke normally, you hit it while pushing little puffs of air in and out using your cheeks, resembling the sound a little monkey makes. The purpose of this method is to a. Check the quality of the substance that you're smoking to see if the smoke falls or rises, due to being stomped on b. For some strange reason you get bigger hits c. It annoys the living piss out of the people you're smoking with so MAYBE they'll go away and stop smoking your dope.
I just saw Julie monkeypuff the new shit we got and she fell over dead! There must be fentanyl in it.
by Mr.Tank February 28, 2024
Get the monkeypuffmug. A tattoo artist that intentionally hides an erect or flaccid penis within the artwork of the tattoo that they are working on for no particular reason. Usually these tattoo artists take great pride at hiding their marvelous penis artwork from a majority of most people's eyes and is very hard to find to the untrained eye. Perfect
After saving my hard-earned money for 3 years, laboring day and night with blisters on my hands and feet, I finally got enough money together for the rocket ship tattoo on my back I've been saving up for. But lo and behold, my tattoo artist was a dick fly and I now have the world's largest boner on my back.
by Mr.Tank June 3, 2024
Get the DICK FLYmug.