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swanky

the nickname of the boy who carries his chick-fil-a bag like it's toxic. you can also see him around with ben & jerry's ice cream all the time in the student govt office. his real name is dustin ingalls
swanky is swankin' it up over there with his ben and jerry's and toxic chick-fil-a
by missing May 1, 2005
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Janice

Janice is a girl who's boyfriend knows that he is loved and he knows how much. He never has to wonder or doubt. She is full of love and affection. He never feels lonely, because he knows she is there for him, and he knows his worth because she helps him to see it. Her boyfriend is never one-sided about things, though. He gives her attention and always let's her know that she is loved. He never ignores her or acts like he doesn't care. He gives her plenty of affection, and in return, Janice gives him all the affection he could want.
Moral of the story: if you want her affection, don't ignore her, don't tell her to leave you alone, or reject her in every way you can. Don't talk about other girls. Don't play games with her or try to manipulate her. Please, just treat Janice kindly. Even if you don't like her.
by Missing October 2, 2021
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no you are

Stupid couple talk that everyone but the couple ABSOLUTELY HATES.. the couple see it as normal and the haters would do it without realising it.
Guy: You're the sweetest.
Girl: No you're the sweetest.
Guy: No you are.
Girl: No you are.

etc..
by missing November 24, 2003
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Janice

Janice is a person who is not usually what people assume her to be. No one really knows anything about her, but they all assume they do. She is an open book to anyone who would want to get to know her, but no one wants to. They would rather just assume and make snap judgements. You have to go deep to get to know her, though. She isn't someone you can get to know by looking at the surface. Or by trying to "talk" to her indirectly.
If you reject her, you just lost your one and only chance, so I hope you were completely confident about what you were doing. She hates when people are unloyal and don't keep their promises, so don't ever waste her time or tell her bullshit. If anyone ever tried to again, she probably wouldn't trust it anyway. Don't be someone who easily just "moves on from liking her." She isn't a phase in your life. Janice.
by Missing September 3, 2021
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Janice

A worthless nobody. She probably hates cats. And music.
Nobody likes Janice.
by Missing December 9, 2024
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