accidental discharge

Expelling a large fart you didn’t even know was there

Ryan: (stands up)

(LOUD FART)

Patrick: dude, that was terrible

Ryan: I didn’t even know it was there. It was an accidental discharge

Patrick: you nasty

by Lieutenant Hung Well May 27, 2020

hung well

A Japanese sounding name used to describe someone who is well endowed

Jaclyn: what’s that new Asian guy’s name?
Suzanne: hung well or long wang?
Jaclyn: there’s something wrong with you.

by Lieutenant Hung Well May 27, 2020