spew poo

It's when you have a sloop wet shit and bits of organic matter are visible and describable.

Catherine made a spew poo and looked into the bowl and forget she ate corn lat night.

nose noodle

When you pick your nose, and a bogie is attached to both your nose and finger simultaneously and is very very long and refuses to let go

Kyle picked his nose and a nose noodle came out

Someone who gets off from sniffing used bicycle seats

After Catherine got off the bicycle, Kyle came, and sniffed the seat. Such a shnadler