A portmanteau of the "Blud" & "Dawg". It is used as an interjection to call someone out when they are being retarded, or when they fail to realize that they are meaningless specs of dust when faced with the grandieur of the universe. It is also often used to express profound homosexual attraction towards the individual being called out.
What is Blawg yapping about? Does 🅱️lawg not comprehend how he is a zigga, and holds no influence over any aspect of the universe? 🗣️💯 Does Blawg not realize that he will never truly understand anything no matter how hard he tries? That the scale and complexity of it all will forever be lost on him? Does Blawg know that despite it all, in the face of an uncaring, indifferent universe, man forges his own purpose, and finds meaning? Does Blawg not realize despite how small and frail we may be, that the very concept of meaning is meaningless without us? 🗿 Does Blawg realize that nothing is significant without us there to witness it? 🗿 Does Blawg take solace in the fact that everyone else is just as lost and confused as he is? Does Blawg marvel at the endless fractal nature of the universe, enthralled by its beauty and complexity? Does Blawg yearn for contact with other wanderers of this vast cosmos, so we may explore and ponder it all together? Does Blawg understand that they too are waking to appreciate its magnificence, struggling in the same way we are? Does Blawg believe that someday, looking past our squabbles and setbacks, we can be something more? Something greater than we can comprehend? Does Blawg appreciate the beauty of an endless universe, finally waking to experience itself? 🐟
by Wander. March 22, 2025