Reliable, simple, and flexible. Welcoming of people from different backgrounds. Understands your unique needs.
Gets things done fast and genuinely cares about your time. Helps you make better decisions. Makes you future-ready.
Secretly hopes you break up with spreadsheets.
Gets things done fast and genuinely cares about your time. Helps you make better decisions. Makes you future-ready.
Secretly hopes you break up with spreadsheets.
Get the Zoho Creatormug. The seemingly passive transfer of data and information from your study notes, textbooks, revision aids and manuals to your brain as you sleep at night.
Mark: Nils! How did you ace the last semester's tests?
Nils: Easy! I made sure that I went to bed at 10 pm every night before a test. Before sleeping, I arranged my textbooks, notes, and all the other stuff under my pillow, placing the next day's tests on top of the pile to prioritize them.
Mark: Right...
Nils: So far, so good. Then, put your pillow on top, only one, of course, and go to sleep. Imagine that all that knowledge is seeping or evaporating into your brain as you sleep. I heard we have different brain waves when we sleep. I think they collect all the knowledge under the pillow.
Mark: Perhaps you just got a good night's sleep before the test?
Nils: Blah! It was brainportation!
Nils: Easy! I made sure that I went to bed at 10 pm every night before a test. Before sleeping, I arranged my textbooks, notes, and all the other stuff under my pillow, placing the next day's tests on top of the pile to prioritize them.
Mark: Right...
Nils: So far, so good. Then, put your pillow on top, only one, of course, and go to sleep. Imagine that all that knowledge is seeping or evaporating into your brain as you sleep. I heard we have different brain waves when we sleep. I think they collect all the knowledge under the pillow.
Mark: Perhaps you just got a good night's sleep before the test?
Nils: Blah! It was brainportation!
Get the brainportationmug. When someone commits an awful faux pas, or behaves in a disgracefully boorish and tasteless manner, they are said to "have done a Rohweder."
Ray completely disgraced himself with his inappropriate comment, he immediately thought;
"Oh dear, I've Rohwedered myself."
"Oh dear, I've Rohwedered myself."
Get the Rohwedermug. 
Schruty is an adjective used for people who are nerds, but still don't get good grades. Like people who study a lot and are typical nerds, frontbenchers, teacher's pet and that one tattler who complains about every one in the class, AND STILL FAILS AND IS STILL NOT BRIGHT ENOUGH.
So we can say, some kind of annoying, irritating nerd who never achieves results.
So we can say, some kind of annoying, irritating nerd who never achieves results.
Get the schrutmug.