Like the stranger but happens when your heart is broken. Happens when you fall asleep on your arm, then rub it out first thing in the morning so it feels like old times. But you can't finish and it's as limp as old celery.
I tried to rub it out, but my dick was Takotsuboed.
They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
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When you finish in a blonde redneck and spin her round in the living room causing mass destruction to the house.
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The act of telling on someone without really saying their name,but saying enough about the situation or person to get them in trouble without letting everyone know they snitched.
Jack was in jail dry snitching about what Jill was doing on the hill. Now Jill is looking at doing some time.
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