Life

A choice

Guy 1: do you like cheese?

Guy 2: as much as I like life!

Guy 1: so not a lot of then.

by 🅱️ig 🅱️oy 69 May 02, 2020

Corona-Virus

A virus created by the government to keep people inside while they change the batteries in the birds.

Guy 1: Did you hear about the Corona-Virus?

Guy 2: yeah, we should stay inside.

Government: MWAHAHAHAHA

by 🅱️ig 🅱️oy 69 May 05, 2020