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Corona-Virus 

A virus created by the government to keep people inside while they change the batteries in the birds.
Guy 1: Did you hear about the Corona-Virus?

Guy 2: yeah, we should stay inside.

Government: MWAHAHAHAHA
Guy 1: do you like cheese?

Guy 2: as much as I like life!

Guy 1: so not a lot of then.