Captain Russia

A guy with so much testosterone, heโ€™ll make anyone his bitch. Usually, he looks like this: ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿผ
Random #1: who would win in a fight; captain Russia, or _______?

Random #2: not even a question. Captain Russia.
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Yangi-pu

The man, the myth, the pu
Guy 1: yo, you know yangi-pu??

Guy 2: of COURSE I do.

Guy 1: relax, buster. I was just askin.
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Pedo Pete

The local pedo. He likes children. Thereโ€™s not much more to it.
Matt: Wow, pedo pete over there is lookin for another minor.

Kyle: *๐’”๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰* indeed. Better not be captain Russiaโ€™s kids.
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