Definitions by ☆★Marigold★☆

l1ckM1D1ck

Captcha for lick my dick

l1ckM1D1ck

l1ckM1D1ck by ☆★Marigold★☆ March 7, 2022

faceshoes 

The “other end” asshat

Mikey: Jimmy’s acting like so much of an asshat I do not know what to call him
Dante: Why not call him a faceshoes?

faceshoes by ☆★Marigold★☆ March 7, 2022

Dumbass 

A person who makes fun of Fortnite, because any gamer knows all games are the best. Except Roblox that game deserved to be made fun of!

Dumbass: haha Fortnite sucks
Me: you play Roblox shut the fuck up virgin master!

Dumbass by ☆★Marigold★☆ February 8, 2022

Midas’ Penis 

The thing attached to my husband Midas that I want to suck on every night but he won’t let me, because he doesn’t realize how lucky he is to be with me…

Me: Hey babe *bites collar* can I suck your cock?
Midas: No.
Me: Why?
Midas: …
Me: 🥺
Midas: …
Me: 🥺🥺🥺
Midas: ?
Me: 😞
Midas: Aww why not?
Me: 🍆💦😫
*sucks on Midas’ penis all night long*

Midas’ Penis by ☆★Marigold★☆ February 5, 2022