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filter dies

It's when the filter dies, you fucking dumbass.

Why the fuck did you look up "filter dies"?

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ March 17, 2022

Greeklish

When people write in greek using english characters. Most commonly used by greeks, sometimes because they're too stupid to install a greek keyboard or to look "cool" or some shit. It sometimes makes the (already kind of confusing) greek language even more confusing, sometimes even unreadable, especially for non-native greek speakers.

An example of greeklish:

Geia sou Aggele, ti kaneis?

In actual greek:

Γεια σου Άγγελε, τι κάνεις;

English translation:

Hello Angel, how are you?

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 9, 2022

Among Us

A video game that was created in 2018 by Innersloth and somehow blew up in late 2020. It started to die out in early 2021, partially due to a stupid update which added "quick chat", a weird chat system that isn't quick at all, according to literally everyone. In March-April 2021, innersloth added a new map, called "the airship", alongside the accounts update, which was hated by the Among Us community, mainly because it was very buggy. Afterwards, they decided to change the art style, add new colors and 11-15 player lobbies. I think they've also added new roles. At the time I'm writing this, it's 2022 and the game is somehow still alive, especially the unfunny, overused memes, like "When the imposter is sus!!1!1!1!1!", which I see ALL THE DAMN TIME! Like, can Among Us just die already?

Among Us player: Hey, wanna play Among Us?
Me: Isn't it dead?
Among Us player: What? Of course not!
Me: ...
Among Us player: So, do you wanna play or not?
Me: No.
Among Us player: Why?
Me: I don't play Among Us.
Among Us player: But you did.
Me: Exactly, "DID". It's in past tense. I don't play it anymore.
Among Us player: Please!
Me: No.
Among Us player: Pretty please!!
Me: No!
Among Us player: Why not?

Me: Because I don't play Among Us!
Among Us player: BUT YOU DID!
Me: I DON'T PLAY AMONG US ANYMORE! WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
Among Us player: Please! It will be fun!!!!!!!
Me: Fuck off!

Among Us player: Did you just swear?!?!?!?!?!!?!
Me: Yeah, grow up.
Among Us player: *starts crying* Why won't you play Among Us with me?
Me: Are you seriously crying?
Among Us player: *cries*
Me: Yeah, I'm out. Find someone else to piss off.

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 3, 2022

Homophobia

The act of hating gay people for no particular reason. Some people might be confused with why it's called homoPHOBIA, because homophobic people aren't afraid of gays, they just hate them. Well, the real reason why it's called that is because they're afraid of accepting them.

Person1: I'm gay.
Person2: Ok, cool.
Person3: That's cool, I'm gay too!
Person4: OMG WHAT!? YOU ARE WHAT NOW!? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME THAT YOU'RE G... G...

Person2: Gay?
Person4: YEAH, THAT! IT'S SO DISGUSTING, I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT!!! *fucking vomits*
Person1: wtf
Person3: You good bro?
Person4: Yeah, where was I? Oh yeah, YOU ARE BOTH ABOMINATIONS, BEING G-WORD IS A CHOICE! IT'S DISGUSTING, IT'S VILE, ITS-
Person1: Geez, calm down man...
Person2: Yeah, looks like you've got a serious case of homophobia to me..

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 9, 2022

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What the button in the bottom of the urban dictionary page says. If you press the button, it takes you to a bunch of random definitions.

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by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 10, 2022

Ur mom

1. A woman who most likely gave birth to you and raised you. Probably also your dad's wife.

2. An extremely stupid "insult" used by people who can't think of an at least decent comeback to pretty much anything. Usually followed by a random dude who comes out of nowhere and shouts: "OHHHHHH".

1. Kid: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: You see, your mom carried you in her stomach for nine months and then the doctor helped you get out of there.
Kid: Ok, but how did I end up in my mom's body?
Dad: Uhhhhhh... I'll tell you when you're older, ok?

2. Person1: Wow, you're really stupid.
Person2: Ur mom is stupid
Random dude out of nowhere: OhHHhHhhHHhhHhHhHHhhh! GeT rOaStEddddddddddd!!!!!!!!
Person1: Wtf

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ March 11, 2022

<•>_<•>

Some kinda emoticon face thingy, idk. It looks shocked or something like that, like "WTF DUDE!?"

Person1: hi
Person2: hi
Person1: So, I met Person 123456...
Person2: No you did not! He's not real, you fucking dumbass!
Person1: He is
Person2: no
Person1: yes
Person2: no
Person1: yes
Person2: What does he look like then?
Person1: He-
Person123456:Ꮿ Ꮋ Ꮍ Ꭰ Ꮎ Ꮑ ' Ꮏ Ꮍ Ꮎ Ꮼ Ꮥ Ꭼ Ꭼ Ꮀ Ꮎ Ꮢ Ꮍ Ꮎ Ꮼ Ꮢ Ꮥ Ꭼ Ꮭ Ꮀ?
Person2: <•>_<•>
Person1: See? I told you so!

(For clarification, no Person 123456 actually existed in the creation of this example)

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 16, 2022