2 definitions by ~marten~
(mäSH-bāt) n. (1) A show attendee under the age of 18. (2) A generally inexperienced show attendee, as demonstrated by poor impact avoidance. See also: 'feeder fish'
Jim was nervous about getting his ass kicked in the pit, but at 200 lbs, he was knocking moshbait over without even noticing.
by ~marten~ July 17, 2015
Derogatory term for that friend of yours who won't shut up about Bitcoin, Ethereum, etc. Brags about his virtual millions and how early he invested. Often found unconvincingly rambling about how Blockchain will revolutionize something that's been working just fine for centuries.
"My gen0 CryptoKitties have already quadrupled in value since yesterday!" explained the cryptodouche, as he pulled up a site showing his expensive virtual pets.
by ~marten~ January 16, 2018