hormitified

When someone discovers that they are homosexual thanks to a porn ad.

I was jerking off when suddenly I became hormitified by the ad on screen.

by [/.𝕹𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖍𝖚𝖈𝖐.\] September 11, 2019

Wilp the Walnut

A term meaning to masturbate; similar to terms such as jerking off.

After watching that sexy hentai, I decided to wilp the walnut.

by [/.𝕹𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖍𝖚𝖈𝖐.\] September 24, 2019

Lipwicky

A synonym to hillbilly, Lipwicky refers to an unsophisticated country person, associated originally with the remote regions of the Appalachians. Lipwickies are often missing all their teeth, addicted to meth, and live deep in the Appalachian woods.

That damn lipwicky lost all his teeth when he was 6 years old!

by [/.𝕹𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖍𝖚𝖈𝖐.\] September 11, 2019