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Asexual

Someone who's WAY to fabulous to do the do.

"Why is Jim still a virgin?"
"He's an asexual; he also makes excellent chocolate cake."

by : - ) November 22, 2014

the internet is here

A beautiful song created by meme queen Dan Howell and angel bean Phil Lester. It celebrates the importance and beauty of the internet.

Friend: *comes out as gay on the internet*
You: *Plays The Internet Is Here

by : - ) November 24, 2016