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a facebitch can be one of the following things:

1. one of your many bitches, male or female, who happen to have a facebook account

2. your online bitch, male or female, because there is no interaction of any sort in person

or

3. a douchnozzle who uses formspring to talk shit while anonymous because they don't have the balls to say it in person
Jeff: Dude, Bridgette told me she would defintely give me a blowjob when i was facebook chatting her!

Bill: Oh, so she's your facebitch.

Jeff: Damn right she is!

Tommy: Hey Sam, who was that person who said your girl was ugly and that he fucked your mom?

Sam: No idea, he was using formspring like the facebitch he is.
by /b/tard's /b/rother July 19, 2010
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