Definitions by *insert something original*

qazlpwsxmkoedcnjirfvbhutgy 

I can't believe it. You've achieved yet another keyboard combination. Do you feel...
accomplished?

Perhaps a small release from what we call boredom?
It's clever really, deciding to alternate from the left and right sides, left going up, and right going down.

You've really gone insane.

Oh, well, at least qazlpwsxmkoedcnjirfvbhutgy is better than plzaqokmxswijncdeuhbvfrygt.

qazlpwsxmkoedcnjirfvbhutgy by *insert something original* April 23, 2021

a bottle of alcohol 

Something that, according to himself, Eminem can swallow. He felt like Godzilla.

I can swallow a bottle of alcohol and I'll feel like Godzilla, better hit the deck like the card dealer

a bottle of alcohol by *insert something original* December 21, 2020