Fucking Illinois Bastard
This term is derived from Wisconsin natives bitter sweet relationship from each others state I am personally a FUCKING ILLINOIS BASTARD SO DONT FUCK WITH ME but anyways there boring the best thing that comes there is cheese like what the fuck? Cheeeeeese? That makes people involuntarily projectile shit and of course they have the Green Bay packers Green Bay is a miserable shipping town and then on the other hand we have us FUCKING ILLINOIS BASTARDS we have the amazing and architecturally brilliant city the amazing pizza etc. and the gritty, non cheesy Chicago Bears plus we have the cubs Sox and Chicago Bulls the Bulls was the birthplace of MJ’s basketball career and Milwaukee is salty that they got there asses kicked multiple times but Michael unlike them when they got beaten bad once so this is a quick summary of the rivalry and how the term Fucking.Illinois.Bastard came to be
This term is derived from Wisconsin natives bitter sweet relationship from each others state I am personally a FUCKING ILLINOIS BASTARD SO DONT FUCK WITH ME but anyways there boring the best thing that comes there is cheese like what the fuck? Cheeeeeese? That makes people involuntarily projectile shit and of course they have the Green Bay packers Green Bay is a miserable shipping town and then on the other hand we have us FUCKING ILLINOIS BASTARDS we have the amazing and architecturally brilliant city the amazing pizza etc. and the gritty, non cheesy Chicago Bears plus we have the cubs Sox and Chicago Bulls the Bulls was the birthplace of MJ’s basketball career and Milwaukee is salty that they got there asses kicked multiple times but Michael unlike them when they got beaten bad once so this is a quick summary of the rivalry and how the term Fucking.Illinois.Bastard came to be
I saw a FIB talking shit about the packers in the sandbar tavern so I let one loose and left that feller lyin on the ground
by (Not from Chicago) June 08, 2019