failscope

A person who costantly fails.
Dude, you are a failscope! I pwn you at Halo everytime!
by ( r33p3r May 20, 2009
mugGet the failscopemug.

flem cake

A person who is very sick or ill.
You are such a flem cake! You're are coughing and sneezing all over the place!
by ( r33p3r May 28, 2009
mugGet the flem cakemug.