Textasaurass

text a sore ass
Getting a sore butt because you have been sitting all day texting.
I think I might have a case of Textasaurass from sitting here all day texting.
by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 22, 2009
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Cuzurnot

Cuzurnot; (Cuz Your Not) Synonym; Astrueurnot An astronaut or cosmonaut is a person trained by a human spaceflight program to command, pilot, or serve as a crew member of a spacecraft. Wiki
Anyone who says the are or ever have been in space is lying, Cuzurnot.

The Cuzurnot and Astrueurnot sit by the pool eating ice cream waiting for the director to give them their next instruction for the International Fakestation movie.
by (( (OQTIVE) )) March 04, 2016
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Astrueurnot

Astronaut; Synonym: Astrueurnot (As True Your Not) An astronaut or cosmonaut is a person trained by a human spaceflight program to command, pilot, or serve as a crew member of a spacecraft. Wiki;
The Astrueurnot said to his fellow Cuzurnot "How long do you think we can milk this ride on the International Fakestation?". The Cuzurnot replies, Help! Someone get me out of the pool, my suit is filling up with water.
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H.D.I.C.

Heard on most any construction site. Hey, who's the H.D.I.C. around here?

head dick boss foreman supervisor owner client
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Hot Tub Flu

The Sickness felt the next morning after sitting in a funked up Jacuzzi filled with Bacteria.
Dude, I was partying in a hot tub with some friends last night and woke up with that "sick" taste in my mouth. I think that Hot Tub was all funked up. I got the "Hot Tub Flu" for sure. It happens every time. No more Hot tubbing for me - EVER!
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